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If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

I’m not certain what number of issues I have in light of the fact that math is one of them 

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Whatsapp Profile Status

My laziness is like 8; Once I lie down it’s infinite!

Don’t invest emotions, Love is a depreciating asset

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Facebook Profile Status

I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

On the off chance that you don’t have anything pleasant to say, come sit by me, and we can ridicule individuals together

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Instagram Profile Status

I’m a Basset Hound devotee with a mouth like a Syphilitic mariner. 

Available when get Wi-Fi network!

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Profile Dp For Whatsapp

Hey there! Instagram is using my Data balance!

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At the end of the day, life should certainly ask us whether we want to save the changes or not.

CGPA available for adoption… can no longer bear its upbringing cost

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Profile Dp For Facebook

Battery about to die. Finally, giving me a chance to live my life

Lets wander where WiFi is weak

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Profile Dp For Instagram

Don’t stop until you reach your destination

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Walking through  the lanes of my life alone

Behind my smile, is my untold story

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Instagram Captions In Hindi

I belong deeply to my own self

I am the dawn they talk about

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Attitude Status For Profile Pic

Life is a beach. You cannot help getting tanned while you are at it!

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I know KARATE… and a few other difficult words

Rivers never go reverse

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Love Status For Profile Dp

I have a phenomenal swag

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Some people are alive only because laws are enforced against killing people


In case opportunity doesn’t knock on your door, build a window

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Make peace and keep on slaying.

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Don’t be afraid to be the full package.


Thermometer is no more the only thing in the world to have degrees without brains. I do too. Finally Graduated!

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Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my bio.


My mind fluently conveys what my soul speaks

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Why cry over stones when you deserve nothing less than a diamond?

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People will stare; I make it worth their while


My coffee is hot and my eyeliner is on fleek

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I vibe different


Be Young, Be Dope, Be Proud

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Let them say, I am busy slaying


I am like that beautiful ocean of feelings than can raise a tsunami if hurt


One tequila, two tequila,  I am on the floor.


You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.


The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing.

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I’ve realized that the Beatles got it wrong. Love isn’t all we need love is all there is.


Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.


The most important thing is to enjoy your life to be happy it’s all that matters.


When Born was analog, by design digital


I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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I wish I knew when my Dominos pizza would arrive




I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks.


The word “B@@b” is the Perfect word. The B looks like a top view of them, the 2 Os look like a front view, and the b looks like a side view. perfectly engineered!


If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

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If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.




Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.


I think, therefore I’m single.

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I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example.


Life is a journey and only you hold the key.


If not us, who? If not now, when?


Footloose and fancy-free.


Unlucky in cards, lucky in love.

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I’ll remain dreamer till the day I die.


Please entertain me, I’m bored!


Live life, Laugh Loud, Love forever.


I do things that make me happy cause life is short.


As horny as a three-balled tomcat.

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I can, therefore I am.


Free as a bird.


Life is too short for bad vibes.


Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.


My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.

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In modern politics, even the leader of the free world needs help from the sultan of Facebookistan.


If you send me a friend request on Facebook and your profile picture is a car,


Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?


Most relationships are not made in heaven. They come in kits and you have to put them yourselves.


I sit and wonder if you’ll ever understand just how much of me belongs to you.

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Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both the ends.


There is only one kind of love, but there are thousands of different copies.


I love you without reason and that is reason enough.


A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.


I know you’re the one I love.

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Love life, and life finds a beautiful way to love you back.


We go together like copy and pest.


Love is like a rose in the winter, only the strong survive.


My heart is perfect because…you are inside.


I love you – those three words have my life in them.

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I want a relationship like “Tom & Jerry” fight daily, still can’t live without each other.


I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little more every day.


Every time I look at the keyboard, I see that U and I are always together.


When I am with you, I feel safe from the things that hurt me inside.


He’s my King, I’m his Queen.

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बहुत गौर से देखने पर जिंदगी को जाना मैंने, दिल से बड़ा दुश्मन पूरे जमाने में नहीं है।


सारे ताबीज गले में पहन कर देख लिए आराम तो बस तेरे दीदार से ही मिला।


काश तुम मेरे होते, साँस ही थम जाती अगर, ये अल्फाज तेरे होते।


नफ़रत सी हो गई हैँ इस दुनिया से, एक तुम से मोहब्बत करके।


इश्क़ वो नहीं जो तुझे मेरा कर दे, इश्क़ वो है जो तुझे किसी और का ना होने दे।

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तू इतना प्यार कर जितना तू सह सके, बिछड़ना भी पड़े तो ज़िंदा रह सके।


ज़ख़्मों के बावजूद मेरा हौसला तो देख, तू हँसी तो मैं भी तेरे साथ हँस दिया।


मुहब्बत नहीं है नाम सिर्फ पा लेने का, बिछड़ के भी अक्सर दिल धड़कते हैं साथ-साथ।


उसकी मुहब्बत का सिलसिला भी क्या अजीब है, अपना भी नहीं बनाती और किसी का होने भी नहीं देती।


सालो साल बातचीत से उतना सुकून नही मिलता, जितना एक बार महबूब के गले लग कर मिलता है।

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