50 Brand New Happy New Year Funny Status


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Happy New Year Funny Status For WhatsApp
Happy New Year Funny Status For WhatsApp

Happy New Year Funny Status For WhatsApp



“Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you are forced to.” - Bill Vaughan

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“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.” - Michael Altshuler




“We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.” - Hillary DePiano

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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails- Explore – Dream – Discover.” - Mark Twain

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“You can get excited about the future. The past won’t mind.” - Hillary DePiano

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Happy New Year Funny Status in English
Happy New Year Funny Status in English

“I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the years.” - Henry Moore Resolutions

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“Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.” - Benjamin Franklin


“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” - Joey Adams

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“The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!” - Edward Payson Powell

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“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language, and next year’s words await another voice.” - T.S. Eliot

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Happy New Year Funny Status Quotes
Happy New Year Funny Status Quotes

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” - P.J. O’Rourke

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“I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.” - Robert Clark


“Each age has deemed the new- born year, the fittest time for festal cheer.” - Walter Scott

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“This bright new year is given me, to live each day with zest, to daily grow and try to be, my highest and my best!” - William Arthur Ward

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“I have no way of knowing how people really feel, but the vast majority of those I meet couldn’t be nicer. Every once in a while someone barks at me. My New Year’s resolution is not to bark back.” - Tucker Carlson

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Happy New Year Funny Status For Friends
Happy New Year Funny Status For Friends

“New year is a day, to tune the rhythm called SOUL, with best chords called EXPERIENCES and play the guitar called LIFE.” - Vikrmn

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“For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move!” - Mehmet Murat ildan


“He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.” - F.M. Knowles

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“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!” - Joey Adams

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“Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page book. Write a good one.” - Brad Paisley

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Happy New Year Funny Status For Facebook

“From New Year’s on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining.” - Leonard Bernstein

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“I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.” - Ana├»s Nin


“Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” - Hal Borland

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“Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.” - Oscar Wilde

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“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” - Bill Vaughn

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Happy New Year Funny Status Messages For WhatsApp
Happy New Year Funny Status Messages For WhatsApp

“In the New Year, you carry all the experiences of the past years and that is the greatest power of every New Year! This year again, you are less student and more master!” - Mehmet Murat ildan

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“May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!” - Aleister Crowley


“The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul.” - G.K. Chesterton

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“New Year’s Day – now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.” - Mark Twain

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“Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it’s twice as onerous a duty.” - John Selden

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“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.” - Dave Beard

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“A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself.”


“We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives – not looking for flaws, but for potential.” - Ellen Goodman

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“You’re supposed to let go of the past and start off new. You are supposed to forgive all those who hurt you and be open to new relationships, with open arms. That is why; it is called the New Year.”

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“Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.” - Brooks Atkinson

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“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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“Time is like a flowing river, no water passes beneath your feet twice, much like the river, moments never pass you by again, so cherish every moment that life gives you and have a wonderful New Year.”


“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.” - Edith Lovejoy Pierce

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“May God spread prosperity and joy in your life on this New Year and fulfill all your dreams.”

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“Just as you touch the lives of friends with your innate sweetness, may your New Year be as sweet and savory as can be.”

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“When the New Year starts with colorful fireworks let it spread to your mind and soul and have a new year with fun and Dance.”


“May this New Year bring wisdom and honesty among our politicians, May this New Year brings happiness and content among people.”

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“Years come and years pass by. Most of them do not make a mark on the pasture of our lives. I wish that this New Year leaves happy footprints of memories in your heart that you can cherish for years to come.”

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“May this year be the one in which all your wishes come true. The one in which your dreams may turn into reality and all your fears may fade away.”

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“May you always look ahead this New Year without being held back by any backlog so that when you finally reach your destination you can look back upon the memories with fondness and at leisure.”

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“I wish that this New Year the light of faith is bright and steady and may no wind or storm make it flicker or flutter.”

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“May you stand up for your own rights this New Year and also the rights of fellow human beings, may nothing stop you from championing a cause that you hold close to your heart.”

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“Forget the past; remember what it made you, now you are a better person who is ready to make the same mistake one more time. After all, one learns from experiences.”

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“Here is wishing a very happy and prosperous New Year to a person who brings sunshine to the family always.”

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“On this new year our resolution may be to face our challenges with courage and confidence, to spread love and affection to our dear and nears to lead a life of success and victory to pray to the god for all those blessings.”

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